why did the chicken cross the roadWhy did the chicken cross the road?

Please feel free to amuse me
Because a strong gust of wind suddenly picked him up and blew him across the road?

After all, "the wind blows where it lists" : )
Because he fancied a KFC?
Because something very precious to him, was on the other side of the road...
1: It had a death wish.
2: It had already crossed the road 999 times that day
and wanted to make it 1000.
3: It had always been intending to and finally decided
today was the day.
4: It saw the rooster on the other side and wanted to
get laid.
5: To give everybody this joke to ask a zillion
times...... over and over, for the next 50 years!
Coz the chicken wanted to amuse you.
She was late for work at bojangles.
she liked the look of the cockerel on the other side.. and fancied getting some action
Because it wanted to find it's "cock" ? LMAO
Because it was launched after being hit by the car.
DESTINY
to get to the other side duh
Nature's instinct "Birds of the same feather, flock together " must have motivated the chicken to cross the road.
Whats a road first off...
what the fAV儿劣 is a chicken?
cuz it felt like it, why r u questioning it's intentions? d:
to kick the @$$ of everyone who stiwhy did the chicken cross the roadll askes this question because it is just that old, seriously the only people who should be asking this question are little kids who dont know how old this joke is

this joke is so old jesus told it in the 3rd grade
MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF (COMICAL ALI): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

TONY BLAIR: I agree with George.

HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

TRISHA: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it survived a serious case of moulting and why did the chicken cross the roadwent onto accomplish its dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.

RONALD REAGAN: What Chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: EChicken 2003 will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your cheque book, and Internet Explorer 7 is an integral part of eChicken.

BILL CLINTON: What is your definition of chicken?

GRANDAD: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.

COLOLNEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken!
It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.