EF=Emotional Friend, blond, female, 111 and a half pounds, completely platonic, wanted to rub noses after we entered the refrigerated aisle at the A&P. She was helping me pick up a birthday cake for my wife, who'd requested a Fudgy the Whale Carvel cake.
The conversation went,
"Gee, it's freezing like the Arctic in here," I said.
"Look, Eddie, I'm getting all nipply," my EF said, pointing at two thimbles now pushing up from under her hot-pink wifebeater.
"Yeah..."
"You ever kiss like an Eskimo, Eddie?"
"Maybe..."
"I always wanted to try that," she said. Her eyes filled with such a hopeful look -- like a kid waiting for Santa, so I turned toward her and gave her a quick nose rub with my nose. She closed her eyes during, holding her breath.
"There you go, sweetie," I said.
She sighed a bit while a frumpy lady with giant hips gave us a dirty look.
"That was almost as good as a real kiss," the EF said. "I guess that's how Eskimos stay warm, huh, Eddie?"
"Uh-huh."
No, Eddie, not with your little EF it wasn't. She's like part of your family for crying out loud. She reminds me of your little puppy dog following you all over. You have many different "escapades" with married and cheating 40her, at this point about nothing would surprise me when it comes to her. But the two of you have a "special/different" relationship. You remind me of a couple of kids at times. I KNOW she would not do anything against your wife or anything to intentionally hurt her..:)
She just sounds so "innocent" with some of the things she does & comes out with. At least she keeps you company & helps brighten your days. We all need that from time to time. Can't hurt a thing, what would we do without friends...:) Me
no i don't think so
It's OK for a romance - maybe need more detail for an erotic story. If the question is genuine - then you know... if you need to ask then it's wrong! Evidently she is flirting with you & you are flattered that this 'hottie'is into you.
You're not really frinds - if you are then why mention her hair colour, weight etc I'm sure you wouldn't describe male friends that way, or women you weren't sexually interested in... and she was outta line mentioning her pert 'nipply'. What the heck is an emotional friend anyway... ?
As a story (which is how it sounds) its OK. But otherwise, while not cheating yet, you're playing with fire...
Yes! your an adulterer! May your wife fine out and give you a thousamarried and cheating 40nd lashes!
i dont think so. but with her response to it it seems like she thought a little more of it then you did. that could be a problem
Eddy i guess you never lived in Alaska, i have, some time take a trip there and meet the eskimo women.
She likes you, obviously Eddie you have a girlfriend or a wife that you're with. The way to tell if this is cheating is you need to think would SHE (YOUR GF/WIFE) be upset if she knew about this? What would she think if she saw/heard this?
If you know it will make her upset than yes, it is cheating Eddie.
I wouldn't say its cheating but it was inappropriate. Would you have minded if your wife was eskimo kissing a younger, hot, guy at the store that was seeming to get all excited about it?
Seksi
no you have to keep your nose warm some way
Yeah I can see now how your wife got so paranoid and irrational ...
no, not cheating. creepy in a crazyamy-jo sorta way.
no
Ah, Eddie, thanks for the laugh! That is so cute, I love it! I bet she's thinking, "First base, yesss! Finally!" She has good luck in the ice cream shoppes. Maybe your wife should request ice cream more often. Fudgy the Whale, lol!
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