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Wednesday, January 11, 2012
married and cheating 40Is it cheating for a married guy, 40, to rub noses Eskimo
EF=Emotional Friend, blond, female, 111 and a half pounds, completely platonic, wanted to rub noses after we entered the refrigerated aisle at the A&P. She was helping me pick up a birthday cake for my wife, who'd requested a Fudgy the Whale Carvel cake.
The conversation went,
"Gee, it's freezing like the Arctic in here," I said.
"Look, Eddie, I'm getting all nipply," my EF said, pointing at two thimbles now pushing up from under her hot-pink wifebeater.
"Yeah..."
"You ever kiss like an Eskimo, Eddie?"
"Maybe..."
"I always wanted to try that," she said. Her eyes filled with such a hopeful look -- like a kid waiting for Santa, so I turned toward her and gave her a quick nose rub with my nose. She closed her eyes during, holding her breath.
"There you go, sweetie," I said.
She sighed a bit while a frumpy lady with giant hips gave us a dirty look.
"That was almost as good as a real kiss," the EF said. "I guess that's how Eskimos stay warm, huh, Eddie?"
"Uh-huh."
No, Eddie, not with your little EF it wasn't. She's like part of your family for crying out loud. She reminds me of your little puppy dog following you all over. You have many different "escapades" with married and cheating 40her, at this point about nothing would surprise me when it comes to her. But the two of you have a "special/different" relationship. You remind me of a couple of kids at times. I KNOW she would not do anything against your wife or anything to intentionally hurt her..:)
She just sounds so "innocent" with some of the things she does & comes out with. At least she keeps you company & helps brighten your days. We all need that from time to time. Can't hurt a thing, what would we do without friends...:) Me
no i don't think so
It's OK for a romance - maybe need more detail for an erotic story. If the question is genuine - then you know... if you need to ask then it's wrong! Evidently she is flirting with you & you are flattered that this 'hottie'is into you.
You're not really frinds - if you are then why mention her hair colour, weight etc I'm sure you wouldn't describe male friends that way, or women you weren't sexually interested in... and she was outta line mentioning her pert 'nipply'. What the heck is an emotional friend anyway... ?
As a story (which is how it sounds) its OK. But otherwise, while not cheating yet, you're playing with fire...
Yes! your an adulterer! May your wife fine out and give you a thousamarried and cheating 40nd lashes!
i dont think so. but with her response to it it seems like she thought a little more of it then you did. that could be a problem
Eddy i guess you never lived in Alaska, i have, some time take a trip there and meet the eskimo women.
She likes you, obviously Eddie you have a girlfriend or a wife that you're with. The way to tell if this is cheating is you need to think would SHE (YOUR GF/WIFE) be upset if she knew about this? What would she think if she saw/heard this?
If you know it will make her upset than yes, it is cheating Eddie.
I wouldn't say its cheating but it was inappropriate. Would you have minded if your wife was eskimo kissing a younger, hot, guy at the store that was seeming to get all excited about it?
Seksi
no you have to keep your nose warm some way
Yeah I can see now how your wife got so paranoid and irrational ...
no, not cheating. creepy in a crazyamy-jo sorta way.
no
Ah, Eddie, thanks for the laugh! That is so cute, I love it! I bet she's thinking, "First base, yesss! Finally!" She has good luck in the ice cream shoppes. Maybe your wife should request ice cream more often. Fudgy the Whale, lol!
The conversation went,
"Gee, it's freezing like the Arctic in here," I said.
"Look, Eddie, I'm getting all nipply," my EF said, pointing at two thimbles now pushing up from under her hot-pink wifebeater.
"Yeah..."
"You ever kiss like an Eskimo, Eddie?"
"Maybe..."
"I always wanted to try that," she said. Her eyes filled with such a hopeful look -- like a kid waiting for Santa, so I turned toward her and gave her a quick nose rub with my nose. She closed her eyes during, holding her breath.
"There you go, sweetie," I said.
She sighed a bit while a frumpy lady with giant hips gave us a dirty look.
"That was almost as good as a real kiss," the EF said. "I guess that's how Eskimos stay warm, huh, Eddie?"
"Uh-huh."
No, Eddie, not with your little EF it wasn't. She's like part of your family for crying out loud. She reminds me of your little puppy dog following you all over. You have many different "escapades" with married and cheating 40her, at this point about nothing would surprise me when it comes to her. But the two of you have a "special/different" relationship. You remind me of a couple of kids at times. I KNOW she would not do anything against your wife or anything to intentionally hurt her..:)
She just sounds so "innocent" with some of the things she does & comes out with. At least she keeps you company & helps brighten your days. We all need that from time to time. Can't hurt a thing, what would we do without friends...:) Me
no i don't think so
It's OK for a romance - maybe need more detail for an erotic story. If the question is genuine - then you know... if you need to ask then it's wrong! Evidently she is flirting with you & you are flattered that this 'hottie'is into you.
You're not really frinds - if you are then why mention her hair colour, weight etc I'm sure you wouldn't describe male friends that way, or women you weren't sexually interested in... and she was outta line mentioning her pert 'nipply'. What the heck is an emotional friend anyway... ?
As a story (which is how it sounds) its OK. But otherwise, while not cheating yet, you're playing with fire...
Yes! your an adulterer! May your wife fine out and give you a thousamarried and cheating 40nd lashes!
i dont think so. but with her response to it it seems like she thought a little more of it then you did. that could be a problem
Eddy i guess you never lived in Alaska, i have, some time take a trip there and meet the eskimo women.
She likes you, obviously Eddie you have a girlfriend or a wife that you're with. The way to tell if this is cheating is you need to think would SHE (YOUR GF/WIFE) be upset if she knew about this? What would she think if she saw/heard this?
If you know it will make her upset than yes, it is cheating Eddie.
I wouldn't say its cheating but it was inappropriate. Would you have minded if your wife was eskimo kissing a younger, hot, guy at the store that was seeming to get all excited about it?
Seksi
no you have to keep your nose warm some way
Yeah I can see now how your wife got so paranoid and irrational ...
no, not cheating. creepy in a crazyamy-jo sorta way.
no
Ah, Eddie, thanks for the laugh! That is so cute, I love it! I bet she's thinking, "First base, yesss! Finally!" She has good luck in the ice cream shoppes. Maybe your wife should request ice cream more often. Fudgy the Whale, lol!
confusing questions to ask peopleWhy do people ask questions that they dont want the answer to?
It is confusing. People ask questions just so they can hear someone pat them on the back, confirm thier mis-information, or accept wrong information as fact because it sounds good. Why dont they just do 5 minutes of research and find out the truth? The human race is weird.
I am with you all the way on this!
One who listed all the possible solutions and said he didn't want any of these, I maconfusing questions to ask peoplede a (totally to the point) comment as to his mental capabilities and got a violation from yahoo. ;-)
I have learned, that most people would rather live with the problems they complain about than doing what needs to be done to eliminate them.
My sentiments precisely!
Think of the word ' plant ' and forget about horticulture.
I don't know why dconfusing questions to ask peopleon't you stop doing it.
Just because they have to get it out of their systems, cause they want to ask it then they answer it themselves ^^
because people are lazy. I know i am. and besides sometimes it's just good to hear what other people in the world think. insted of what google thinks you know?
they only want ars kissers to tett them what they want to hear
I am with you all the way on this!
One who listed all the possible solutions and said he didn't want any of these, I maconfusing questions to ask peoplede a (totally to the point) comment as to his mental capabilities and got a violation from yahoo. ;-)
I have learned, that most people would rather live with the problems they complain about than doing what needs to be done to eliminate them.
My sentiments precisely!
Think of the word ' plant ' and forget about horticulture.
I don't know why dconfusing questions to ask peopleon't you stop doing it.
Just because they have to get it out of their systems, cause they want to ask it then they answer it themselves ^^
because people are lazy. I know i am. and besides sometimes it's just good to hear what other people in the world think. insted of what google thinks you know?
they only want ars kissers to tett them what they want to hear
stupid pick up linesWhat are some stupid pick
so we have this thing going around where everytime we see eachother, we say a pick-up line(: I'm kinda out... care to give me some?
Did you get your a@s from mcdonalds? 'Cause I'm lovin' it!
dostupid pick up lines you feel responsible for global warming - coz ur so hot! lol
did you spill windex on your pants? cuz i can see myself in them :)
Can i have a quarter?? "What for" So i can call my mstupid pick up linesom and tell her i just met the love of my life/so i can call ur mom and thank her =]
Tried and true: Are you happy to see me, or is that just a gun in your pocket?
Did you get your a@s from mcdonalds? 'Cause I'm lovin' it!
dostupid pick up lines you feel responsible for global warming - coz ur so hot! lol
did you spill windex on your pants? cuz i can see myself in them :)
Can i have a quarter?? "What for" So i can call my mstupid pick up linesom and tell her i just met the love of my life/so i can call ur mom and thank her =]
Tried and true: Are you happy to see me, or is that just a gun in your pocket?
avril lavigne new albumWhen does the new avril lavigne album come out?
is avril lavigne's new album out? if its not wen will it come out and wat is it called?
might be in March 2010, and the new single, that should have been released in September, will be released on January 2010.They said that this is because of the divorce from Deryck !
And Avril Will tour after the release of this Album >the wavril lavigne new albumorld tour in Spring 2010!
i dont know about the name but there is a rumour about the name they said is ”Crash & Burn” so not sure
umm...i heard her new album's name is "Pink Crust". :)
No it's not, it will be out probably March this year. The first single is called avril lavigne new album"Alice (Underground)" and is being released on the soundtrack for the movie Alice In Wonderland, I think on February 2nd. I think.
It doesn't have a name yet, and "Crash & Burn" was only a rumour and is NOT going to be the album name. So as yet is untitled.
might be in March 2010, and the new single, that should have been released in September, will be released on January 2010.They said that this is because of the divorce from Deryck !
And Avril Will tour after the release of this Album >the wavril lavigne new albumorld tour in Spring 2010!
i dont know about the name but there is a rumour about the name they said is ”Crash & Burn” so not sure
umm...i heard her new album's name is "Pink Crust". :)
No it's not, it will be out probably March this year. The first single is called avril lavigne new album"Alice (Underground)" and is being released on the soundtrack for the movie Alice In Wonderland, I think on February 2nd. I think.
It doesn't have a name yet, and "Crash & Burn" was only a rumour and is NOT going to be the album name. So as yet is untitled.
why did the chicken cross the roadWhy did the chicken cross the road?
Please feel free to amuse me
Because a strong gust of wind suddenly picked him up and blew him across the road?
After all, "the wind blows where it lists" : )
Because he fancied a KFC?
Because something very precious to him, was on the other side of the road...
1: It had a death wish.
2: It had already crossed the road 999 times that day
and wanted to make it 1000.
3: It had always been intending to and finally decided
today was the day.
4: It saw the rooster on the other side and wanted to
get laid.
5: To give everybody this joke to ask a zillion
times...... over and over, for the next 50 years!
Coz the chicken wanted to amuse you.
She was late for work at bojangles.
she liked the look of the cockerel on the other side.. and fancied getting some action
Because it wanted to find it's "cock" ? LMAO
Because it was launched after being hit by the car.
DESTINY
to get to the other side duh
Nature's instinct "Birds of the same feather, flock together " must have motivated the chicken to cross the road.
Whats a road first off...
what the fAV儿劣 is a chicken?
cuz it felt like it, why r u questioning it's intentions? d:
to kick the @$$ of everyone who stiwhy did the chicken cross the roadll askes this question because it is just that old, seriously the only people who should be asking this question are little kids who dont know how old this joke is
this joke is so old jesus told it in the 3rd grade
MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF (COMICAL ALI): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
TONY BLAIR: I agree with George.
HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
TRISHA: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it survived a serious case of moulting and why did the chicken cross the roadwent onto accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.
RONALD REAGAN: What Chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: EChicken 2003 will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your cheque book, and Internet Explorer 7 is an integral part of eChicken.
BILL CLINTON: What is your definition of chicken?
GRANDAD: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.
COLOLNEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken!
It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Because a strong gust of wind suddenly picked him up and blew him across the road?
After all, "the wind blows where it lists" : )
Because he fancied a KFC?
Because something very precious to him, was on the other side of the road...
1: It had a death wish.
2: It had already crossed the road 999 times that day
and wanted to make it 1000.
3: It had always been intending to and finally decided
today was the day.
4: It saw the rooster on the other side and wanted to
get laid.
5: To give everybody this joke to ask a zillion
times...... over and over, for the next 50 years!
Coz the chicken wanted to amuse you.
She was late for work at bojangles.
she liked the look of the cockerel on the other side.. and fancied getting some action
Because it wanted to find it's "cock" ? LMAO
Because it was launched after being hit by the car.
DESTINY
to get to the other side duh
Nature's instinct "Birds of the same feather, flock together " must have motivated the chicken to cross the road.
Whats a road first off...
what the fAV儿劣 is a chicken?
cuz it felt like it, why r u questioning it's intentions? d:
to kick the @$$ of everyone who stiwhy did the chicken cross the roadll askes this question because it is just that old, seriously the only people who should be asking this question are little kids who dont know how old this joke is
this joke is so old jesus told it in the 3rd grade
MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF (COMICAL ALI): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
TONY BLAIR: I agree with George.
HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
TRISHA: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it survived a serious case of moulting and why did the chicken cross the roadwent onto accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.
RONALD REAGAN: What Chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: EChicken 2003 will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your cheque book, and Internet Explorer 7 is an integral part of eChicken.
BILL CLINTON: What is your definition of chicken?
GRANDAD: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.
COLOLNEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken!
It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
great trivia questionsAre you good at James Bond/spy trivia and can make up questions?
(cross-posted to relevant topics)
I am involved with an activity that involves trivia questions. The theme is 007 (expanded to include the spy genre). I am not the greatest source of spy trivia, so I thought I would tap some knowledgeable folks on this. If you can think up some great spy trivia games, I'd love to use them. I just need a question, four answers, the correct answer in asterisks (placed first, if possible), and a number from 1 to 10 indicating how difficult you think it is. This can be related to movies, books, or current eventgreat trivia questionss. I'll post a few examples of the format I'd like to see:
James Bond is said to have a "license to…"
*kill* lie seduce spy
(1)
In the Prisoner, what is the name of the creature that recovers escapees?
*Rover* Fido Spot Scraps
(8)
In what year did the Watergate scandal break-in occur?
*1972* 1970 1971 1973
(3)
If you can help me out with this, I'd really appreciate it.
General Research Guides for Students:
http://find articles.com/
Easy to use links that will help with all your research needs, try typing a keyword or two into the sgreat trivia questionsearch engine and see what happens.
asp
com/
886...
search/...
com/
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Buy James Bond Scene It!
dunno:
first james bond book (casino royale)
first film (dr no?)
writer of books (ian fleming)
only james bond theme to be a number one (a view to a kill)
what was that russian spy killed by (polonium)
I am involved with an activity that involves trivia questions. The theme is 007 (expanded to include the spy genre). I am not the greatest source of spy trivia, so I thought I would tap some knowledgeable folks on this. If you can think up some great spy trivia games, I'd love to use them. I just need a question, four answers, the correct answer in asterisks (placed first, if possible), and a number from 1 to 10 indicating how difficult you think it is. This can be related to movies, books, or current eventgreat trivia questionss. I'll post a few examples of the format I'd like to see:
James Bond is said to have a "license to…"
*kill* lie seduce spy
(1)
In the Prisoner, what is the name of the creature that recovers escapees?
*Rover* Fido Spot Scraps
(8)
In what year did the Watergate scandal break-in occur?
*1972* 1970 1971 1973
(3)
If you can help me out with this, I'd really appreciate it.
General Research Guides for Students:
http://find articles.com/
Easy to use links that will help with all your research needs, try typing a keyword or two into the sgreat trivia questionsearch engine and see what happens.
asp
com/
886...
search/...
com/
Please note that you have to write these links into your address bar as one word to get the links to work.
Buy James Bond Scene It!
dunno:
first james bond book (casino royale)
first film (dr no?)
writer of books (ian fleming)
only james bond theme to be a number one (a view to a kill)
what was that russian spy killed by (polonium)
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